Category Society

Ban from wallmart?


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.


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Amish kids? police department?


From the Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department:

Kosciusko County Sheriff Aaron Rovenstine met Tuesday at one of the many Amish school houses located in the county that he serves.

Rovenstine, along with the department’s public information officer Sgt. Chad Hill, were asked by the school to come and speak to the children about bicycle safety, along with the functions of the sheriff’s department.

The officers were initially met at the door by the teacher, Marlene Miller, a young, Amish lady that had grown-up herself in the immediate area of the school that is located between Nappanee and Milford in rural Kosciusko County.


“We are so glad you were able to come today, the children are so excited,” states Miller as she leads the officers into the almost hauntingly quiet, school room...

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